It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider
Sam the Cat with Eyebrows and a Permanent Worried Face
You’ll have to excuse this unrelated reblog. I have just never laughed so hard I almost swallowed my hair
oh my god
Sam is purrfect. *-*
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
DEFINITELY doing this in my classroom
IT’S A THING IT’S REAL WE DID IT
we fucking coulson’d this shit don’t try to tell me otherwise
DOES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE HOW BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL THIS IS
I CHECKED IMDB THIS IS A REAL THING HERE
Can we bring back Anna now? Linda Tran?
We keep bringing back characters can we bring back Anna?
Can we bring back Kevin?
John Barrowman was up for the role of Will in Will & Grace but didn’t get it because he was “too straight” and the role went to Eric McCormack. Barrowman actually is gay, while McCormack is straight
in what universe is John Barrowman too straight for anything ever
Don’t you have to wonder just HOW GAY the other guy had to be to out-gay John Barrowman?
"Let’s have a gay-off!"
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?
And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.
Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.
Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?