Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused. Beyond reasoning. I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?” I don’t understand. The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES. LOOK. IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME. It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES. WHY.
Don’t try to put logic into this. I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit. but LOOK AT THE PHOTo. LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT. IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.
they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG
V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.
"susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."
"Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"
"JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."
"LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."
"Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."
"Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."
"Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."
"TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"
"SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"
"JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."
"WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"
"MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"
"AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"
"CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"
"DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’
I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.
why is it that I almost never post SnK or Erei and It’s all in my likes??
theresa are you looking at my likes
Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!
Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
US National Anthem in minor key.
Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie?
I need some Dystopian Captain America now.
This is a thing that needs to happen. Yep. Yep.
#BUCKY CAP!!!#this is totally the bucky cap anthem omfg let me die#thank you to nin for sparking this revelation#AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE BUCKY BARNES SHOULDERING THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE SHIELD AND THE HEROIC IMAGE#EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN’T REALLY THINK HE’S GOOD ENOUGH#AND ALL HE CAN REALLY DO IS MAKE CHOICES HE HOPES WOULDN’T HAVE DISAPPOINTED STEVE (via fiveyearmission)