You know what I want?
At the end of the last episode of Supernatural, I want Dean and Sam to be driving down the road in the Impala when all the sudden the song “Carry On My Wayward Son” comes on the radio and have Dean hit the mute button and say “God I hate that song.”
I would probably laugh so hard I would die.
That would be the most perfect, non-hurtful ending to Supernatural
The walls from Attack on Titan, recreated in Google Earth and overlaid onto the USA and Europe.
Wall Sina (250km radius): 196,350km2 (75,811mi2)
Senegal, Africa: 196,722km2 (75,955mi2)
Washington, USA: 184,665km2 (77,116mi2)
To fly from one side to the other would take about 0:33.
To take a train from one side to the other would take about 3:56.
To drive from one side to the other would take about 5:00.
To walk from one side to the other would take almost 17 days.
Wall Rose (380km radius): 453,646km2 (175,154mi2)
Sweden, Europe: 450,295km2 (173,860mi2)
Caspian Sea, Asia: 394,299km2 (152,239mi2)
Japan, Asia: 377,930km2 (145,920mi2)
To fly from one side to the other would take about 0:50.
To take a train from one side to the other would take about 5:59.
To drive from one side to the other would take about 7:36.
To walk from one side to the other would take about 25 days.
Wall Maria (480km radius): 723,823km2 (279,470mi2)
Texas, USA: 695,621km2 (268,580mi2)
Burma, Asia: 676,578km2 (261,228mi2)
Alberta, Canada: 661,848km2 (255,541mi2)
To fly from one side to the other would take about 1:04.
To take a train from one side to the other would take about 7:33.
To drive from one side to the other would take about 9:36.
To walk from one side to the other would take 32 days.
WTF THEY DONT LOOK THAT BIG IN THE SHOW
I can guarantee they’re not in America
so fucking sad
Just shows me that people love to bitch, but they don’t like to really do anything about what they’re bitching about.
Its really sad.
WHERE IS THE LIE
For sale: car found in an empty field, chevy impala, black, left in good state by previous owner. No reparation needed except for creaking doors. Noise in the vent that doesn’t influence the driving. Mileage: more than 200,000 miles. If interested, make offer.
"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"
Disney only does movies about white people.
How they never have
any people of color
from any other cultures
And they totally glorify the white man
And totally marginalize their plights
And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to
Those racist bastards.
A man in a trench coat calls out to you from the alley. “Hey,” he says, looking around before whispering to you. “You wanna buy something illegal?” He opens his coat. Hundreds of Kinder eggs fall out.
It is Easter Sunday and the people are getting desperate.
1. You’re going to have to treat every man like an explosive until he proves to you that he’s burnt out. Often, the wolves are disguised as woodcutters.
2. Being a lady ain’t easy, honey, but somebody’s gotta do it.
3. When he asks to see your body, show him your fists.
4. Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
5. If they ask you to give them a smile, spit on their shoes.
6. Never be afraid to take up space – you’ve earned it. You deserve it.
7. When a boy claims to be a gentleman and keeps asking for your hand, tell him you’ll give him a finger. Yeah, you know the one I’m talking about.
8. ‘No’ is your friend. Practice saying it in the mirror so it will slip out like venom when he puts his hands on you.
9. Your worth is measured only by how happy you are. Nothing more, nothing less.
10. You are a fucking firework. I’m so proud of you.